Alien memerlukan air mani awak dan lap arahan melancap memori awak

Why hello there! Don't be alarmed, I'm an other worldly creature and I've captured you because I need your help. I need some of your sperm in order to save my planet. Can you do me a favor and listen to my jerk off instructions so that I can retrieve a sample from you? I'll wipe your memory when this is all over and put you back exactly where you came from.